School please get a full night of sleep

School but don't forget to do 876543 hours of homework

School and study for tests

School be a well rounded student by joining clubs

School and participating in sports so you don't come home till 6pm

School don't be late for school

School but make sure you eat a full meal in the morning

School kids need a balanced diet

School here eat cardboard with red paint, it's called "pizza"

School yeah you don't type and double space your paper i'm not counting it

School but don't use the internet while doing homework

School but hey we need to be more technology involved, let's put all of your assignments on the internet